Cold Stone is a Far-Away Dream.

Today, Cynthia, Jenelle, Tevis, James and I went on an ADVENTURE. First I had five tickets to a free screening to Despicable Me, but by the time we got there, it was too late and like a bajillion people were at the theater and this lady on a megaphone was like "YO BITCHES. IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE FIRST THIRTY PEOPLE IN LINE, YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING IN!" so we left. Then we were like... oh there's a COLD STONE around here. LET'S GO.

So we went to where the Cold Stone USED TO BE. BUT ALAS IT WAS GONE. (Note, this is not the first time this has happened. We tried to go to a Cold Stone in Charlestown a couple weeks ago and it had also been replaced! BY THE SAME ICE CREAM PLACE.)
FUCK YOU EMACK AND BOLIOS. YOU GUYS ARE DICKS. Anyways, me and Cynthia fake cried for a photo opp. Then, we were like... OKAY, let's go to the other Cold Stone! So we followed Tevis' I-Douche towards the Pru. BUT THEN WE GOT SIDE-TRACKED. We found a Lindt Chocolate store (OMG they have those???).
OMG SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. So they were having a buy 4 get 1 free sale on chocolate bars AND a spend $20, get a pound of truffle chocolates for free. So of course we bought 5 chocolate bars, plus we peer-pressured Tevis into buying a bag of chocolates for Judy (cue the group AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)... I MEAN, TEVIS THOUGHT OF THE IDEA COMPLETELY ON HIS OWN, AND WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AT ALL. WE DIDN'T SUPPLY THE RIBBON OR TIN OR ANYTHING. Anyways, after our slight detour, we trekked over to the Pru... and failed to find a Cold Stone. After asking like, everyone in the mall, we managed to track it down... outside of the mall???
GREAT SUCCESS!